1. You BIRds of BIRmingham

You Birmingham girls, you whisky consumers,

Searchin’ my pockets for money or stuff -

I am an expert in feeding a woman,

Beautiful woman who’s hungry for love.

You are not mine, nor may I be yours -

Just for an hour you entered my life!

I’ll take not you but this bottle of Dewar’s

Leavin’ for home, and I’ll kiss you good-bye.

Birmingham city, Shakespeare pub

30th of November 2017